parrots and pirates

something to consider: if you had a parrot, what would you teach it to say?

i would teach my parrot to say things like, "shiver me timbers!" and "yo ho ho!" and "walk the plank, ye land lubber!" it seems a wasted opportunity to own a parrot and not teach it pirate-speak. "arrrrrrrrr!"

i might also teach my parrot to say, "brass monkey."