my blog

this is my blog. its title comes from a favorite sentence my best friend and i were thrilled to find was a textbook practice exercise in mrs. norma bennet's typing class when we were in 12th grade.

the giant is very big if you know what i mean.
the giant is very big if you know what i mean.
the giant is very big if you know what i mean.

i can type this sentence much faster and with much better accuracy now, than i could then.

last night i ate dinner with four friends. i had an appetizer, a side of sauteed spring vegetables, and 2 dirty martinis. somehow the bill got split 5 ways and i ended up paying $50. i HATE it when that happens.


"When you split the ticket three ways the steak eater picks the pocket of the salad man."