10 July 2006

frame of reference

fyi, 58 is the new 38. the summer of opportunity is almost halfway over. i hope you are out there taking advantage, people, because opportunities arise EVERY DAY!

02 July 2006

trading up

attention, everyone. as part of the summer of opportunity, there is now a special subcategory for the month of july: trading up. this month is all about doing things a bit better, a bit harder, a bit more gangsta, a bit higher. just take your normal life, take advantage of opportunities, and TRADE UP. if you are shopping and can't decide between the on-sale jeans and the full-price, just for this month, TRADE UP and treat yourself to the full-price pair. if you are ordering a martini, make it a grey goose martini. when dressing yourself for work or the grocery store, don't think "this will do," think, "i'm gonna look FIERCE today!" if you are thinking about giving your number to some drunk fool in a bar just because he told you he liked your shoes, eff that! march outta there in those fancy shoes to the NICE bar next door and give your number to a man in a suit on his second and last glass of wine for the night. just do yourself one better. take advantage of opportunities, but remember, july is all about TRADING UP!